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Mar 24, 2022

This one goes out to the dark angels! Hayley tells the horrifying story of “the pockmarked man” who terrorized Paris for a decade. To avoid being murdered, don’t take shortcuts, never be a young woman, and if you have a helpful, friendly neighbor, just do not leave your house. Then, get your spaghetti colander and pirate costume because we’re going to CHURCH! Kat’s here to tell you how you can have access to a beer volcano, worship a flying noodle monster, and enforce the separation of church and state. 

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