Nov 26, 2020

Listen up hotties, this week Hayley teaches a lesson on Megan Thee Stallion’s rise to fame. Meg is a rapper, absolutely NOT a “rappist,” much like her friend “Missy Thee Elliott.” One hour later, grab your bucket and your mop so Kat can tell you about Stephen Hillenburg and his best-known creation: SpongeBob...

Nov 19, 2020

Kat is a list bitch once again and teaches a lesson on the more interesting White House pets. Sunny and Bo are cute and all, but they’re no Emily Spinach the snake. Then, Hayley begins her lesson by defining “infanticide” and “neonatalcide,” and makes everyone sad by describing the custom of abandoning babies...

Nov 12, 2020

Hide your wine, hide your cheese! Hayley teaches a lesson on the Great Fire of London and the subsequent atrocity of child chimney sweeps. Though the real lesson here is that rich people will always do anything to avoid paying taxes. Next, Kat brings up an old favorite: The Winchester Mystery House! Sarah Winchester may...

Nov 5, 2020

Kat gives Hayley and Alec homemade “gifts” before launching into a lesson on Victorian era hair wreaths and mourning rituals. Victorians were not just a little-sticious, they were A LOT-sticious. Next, Hayley covers the liger of note-taking: bullet journals, and the man who created them, Bullety McJournaly, no-...